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[shiningsylvia]

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!

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[loggedinlauren]

I know

[shiningsylvia]

What? How do you know?

[loggedinlauren]

Woman's intuition.

[shiningsylvia]

THAT'S NOT A THING!!!!!!!!!

ALSO HOW?!?!?!?

[loggedinlauren]

Definitely nothing involving drones, hacked security cameras or fully functional cosplay suits that you tricked me into helping you build for "robot school" that I could easily hack vision cameras of.

[shiningsylvia]

THAT'S A LOT OF HOWS WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY??????

[loggedinlauren]

Sylv, a girl you confessed to that hadn't given you an answer INVITED YOU TO HER FUCKING HOUSE it's not hard to piece that together. Congrats, when's the wedding?

[shiningsylvia]

WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR FIVE SECODNS

[loggedinlauren]

Yeah, but you already moved all the way across the planet just to go to school with her. You seem pretty invested.

[shiningsylvia]

...I forgot my helmet also. Crap. How am I going to get it back?

[loggedinlauren]

...Ask your girlfriend because she's the one that has it?

[shiningsylvia]

Right, yeah... girlfriend...

I have a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!

[loggedinlauren]

Yeah, you do.

Good job sis, you're really fucking gay. I'm so proud, wowee.