[Event Post]

[shiningsylvia]

*Sylvia is walking through a park in Domino, mumbling to herself the whole time as she puts her phone back in her pocket*

Isao's such a jerk. "Now that I beat eveone up to win I guess I'll be their friend now." I bet he likes Attack of the Clones or something dumb like that, too. Not even any of the good ones. He probably thinks the coolest character from the new ones is Kylo Ren, just like that stupid as-

*She gets cut off and stops walking*

Comments

[shiningsylvia]

Kari's effect! In the turn she's first summoned, her attack doubles! From 2500 to 5000!

*Kari glows with pink energy*

Second effect, in the first turn she's summoned, she can attack up to three times, as long as it's a different target.

Kari, attack both his monsters!

*Kari pulls back a giant bow, and fires a pink lightning bolt at both his monsters.*

[unlimitedcoolworks]

Agh, no! This is a world of my cognition, not yours!

[shiningsylvia]

Kari, final attack!

Love Arrow! SHOOT!

*A giant pink bolt flies and strikes Garlandolf through the chest. His LP reaches zero and he turns back into Jason*

[unlimitedcoolworks]

*He starts breathing heavily, but starts to laugh. The building is obviously starting to crumble down*

Enjoy your tomb.

*He turns and runs*

[shiningsylvia]

...We should probably go, huh.

[kirakirakelly]

*She doesn't say anything, she just chases after Jason after grabbing Sylvia's hand and dragging her behind*

Yo, Garlandork, what the fuck?

[unlimitedcoolworks]

*He opens a portal when he reaches a dead end, porting him back to Domino City, although it's already night time. He runs into someone and falls flat before he can check what's around him*

[loggedinlauren]

Hey again.

*Lauren stands right in front of him. She's set up all kindsa a stuff in the park, the portal Jason used is right in the center of all of it.*

[kirakirakelly]

*Kelly drags Sylvia out of the portal a few seconds after*

Garlandork, what's going on, I know you're torturing me and shit but this is mostly just confusi- Is that Lauren?

[loggedinlauren]

Hey again to you too.

*She presses a few buttons on something in her hand as Jason looks on in fear as several bright lights surrounding him and the three sisters turn on*

Bye again.

[unlimitedcoolworks]

*Jason screams as lasers spit out and shoot him, condensing his form instantly into a small geometric shape.*

[kirakirakelly]

...What? Where am I? Garlandork, if you're faking your death, this is a weird way to-

[loggedinlauren]

You're in Domino City in Japan. Garlandolf's captured, you're free.

[kirakirakelly]

...So that little thing is him?

[loggedinlauren]

Yeah.

[kirakirakelly]

Can I see it?

[loggedinlauren]

...Sure?

*Lauren picks it up and tosses it at Kelly*

[kirakirakelly]

...

*She starts giggling and slowly turns into laughter*

You're all tiny now. Oh my god, this is hilarious. I can't wait to see what swerve you do to get out of this.

*She stops laughing and drops what's left to the floor, and crushes it underneath her foot*

Alright, come on out. I know you're just messing with me.

[loggedinlauren]

K-Kelly?

[kirakirakelly]

What's up?

[loggedinlauren]

There's a non zero percent chance he could actually come back because of that.

[kirakirakelly]

Eh, it's fine, it's just a trick.

[loggedinlauren]

...Oh, a magic trick? Do you have it in your hand or something?

[kirakirakelly]

Nah, he'll probably tear your body in half and come out of that. Usual stuff.

[loggedinlauren]

...Are you okay?