[Event Post]

[shiningsylvia]

*Sylvia is walking through a park in Domino, mumbling to herself the whole time as she puts her phone back in her pocket*

Isao's such a jerk. "Now that I beat eveone up to win I guess I'll be their friend now." I bet he likes Attack of the Clones or something dumb like that, too. Not even any of the good ones. He probably thinks the coolest character from the new ones is Kylo Ren, just like that stupid as-

*She gets cut off and stops walking*

Comments

[kirakirakelly]

Don't worry, lemme check something out real quick.

*She reaches over to a table next to her bed and picks up a card*

Haha, yeah. See?

*She points to a normal monster in her named Charming Defender Sylvia, with a picture of Sylvia in her Osiris Red outfit*

He already turned you into a card, so you can't be here.

*She points at Jason*

Inconsisteeeeeent I found an error in your weird brain stuff, Garlandork!

[unlimitedcoolworks]

...Disnengage the duel, I've made an error.

[kirakirakelly]

Fuck yeah, I knew it!

[unlimitedcoolworks]

Quiet, Sara. The error was in finding you. The duel is over.

[shiningsylvia]

It's still my turn, jerk.

[unlimitedcoolworks]

*He laughs*

Fine, would you like to finish the duel, Sylvia?

[shiningsylvia]

You bet your blue furry butt, I do!

[kirakirakelly]

You sound just like real Sylvia if she was like grown up... It's weird, cut that ou- HEY!

*Sylvia swipes the card from her sister's hand and lays it on her duel disk, a second Sylvia appears in front of her*

...GARLANDORK THIS IS WEIRD ACTUALLY STOP IT!

[shiningsylvia]

I summon Charming Defender Sylvia! And!

*Lays a spell on her duel disk*

I play Charming Baton to summon!

*The second Sylvia gros a full magical girl outfit, her hair grows way pinker and longer and she sprouts angel wings and cat ears*

Charming Defender Kari!

[kirakirakelly]

...Never mind, this is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen. You made a littlest sister teenage hallucination with a duel disk that just summoned her super hero character from when she was a baby.

I take back all the bad things I said about you in the past five minutes.

[shiningsylvia]

Kari's effect! In the turn she's first summoned, her attack doubles! From 2500 to 5000!

*Kari glows with pink energy*

Second effect, in the first turn she's summoned, she can attack up to three times, as long as it's a different target.

Kari, attack both his monsters!

*Kari pulls back a giant bow, and fires a pink lightning bolt at both his monsters.*

[unlimitedcoolworks]

Agh, no! This is a world of my cognition, not yours!

[shiningsylvia]

Kari, final attack!

Love Arrow! SHOOT!

*A giant pink bolt flies and strikes Garlandolf through the chest. His LP reaches zero and he turns back into Jason*

[unlimitedcoolworks]

*He starts breathing heavily, but starts to laugh. The building is obviously starting to crumble down*

Enjoy your tomb.

*He turns and runs*

[shiningsylvia]

...We should probably go, huh.

[kirakirakelly]

*She doesn't say anything, she just chases after Jason after grabbing Sylvia's hand and dragging her behind*

Yo, Garlandork, what the fuck?

[unlimitedcoolworks]

*He opens a portal when he reaches a dead end, porting him back to Domino City, although it's already night time. He runs into someone and falls flat before he can check what's around him*

[loggedinlauren]

Hey again.

*Lauren stands right in front of him. She's set up all kindsa a stuff in the park, the portal Jason used is right in the center of all of it.*

[kirakirakelly]

*Kelly drags Sylvia out of the portal a few seconds after*

Garlandork, what's going on, I know you're torturing me and shit but this is mostly just confusi- Is that Lauren?

[loggedinlauren]

Hey again to you too.

*She presses a few buttons on something in her hand as Jason looks on in fear as several bright lights surrounding him and the three sisters turn on*

Bye again.

[unlimitedcoolworks]

*Jason screams as lasers spit out and shoot him, condensing his form instantly into a small geometric shape.*

[kirakirakelly]

...What? Where am I? Garlandork, if you're faking your death, this is a weird way to-

[loggedinlauren]

You're in Domino City in Japan. Garlandolf's captured, you're free.

[kirakirakelly]

...So that little thing is him?

[loggedinlauren]

Yeah.